Here is a list of my kids´ favorite jokes:
* Why did the dinosaurs cross the road?… Because chickens were not invented!
* A little girl is drawing a picture during class. The teacher asks:
- What are you doing?
- I am drawing a picture of God.
- But nobody knows what God looks like…
- You will know in a minute!
* Knock-Knock… Who´s there?
It´s Cowsgo. Cowsgo who?
Cowsgo mooh not who!
* How do you make a tissue dance?
Just put a little boogie in it!
* Knock-Knock… Who´s there?
It´s iateup. iateup who?
iateupooh!
* What is in the middle of Paris?
an R!
* The little boy tells his teacher that his friend was eaten by a whale.
teacher: but whales do not eat it people!
boy: when I die and go to heaven I will ask my friend.
teacher: what if your friend went to hell?…
boy: …then you´ll ask him!
* What do you call a reindeer with no eye?
No idea!
What do you call a reindeer with no eye and no leg?
Still no idea!
* I am lighter than a feather but the strongest man in the world cannot hold me for long. Who am I?
The breath!
* Knock-Knock… Who´s there?
It´s Barbie. Barbie who?
Barbie Q!
Ok. The kids are not ready for Harvard yet, but we love them!
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